You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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