Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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