and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
