Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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