My underwear smells like fireworks.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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