I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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