I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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