Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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