OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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