So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
