fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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