He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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