Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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