yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
