Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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