I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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