well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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