Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
