real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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