Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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