I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i think my mom watched the whole time
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She told me I should be a condom model.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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