ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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