How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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