I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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