wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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