there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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