is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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