he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
And then the night went full on bisexual.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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