I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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