Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
is that a dick in a sweater?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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