I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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