doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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