But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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