He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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