Fuck appropriateness.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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