And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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