Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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