Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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