Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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