smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Randomize
