hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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