How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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