To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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