I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Randomize
