Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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