it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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