i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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