We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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