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I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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