it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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