I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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