i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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