Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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