I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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