we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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